defectivegembrain:

I bring a sort of “can’t read social cues” vibe to every social situation that I can’t tell if anyone likes or not

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

rovermcfly:

seasonallydefective:

tpolisher:

Handy guys building stuff for their pets are so wholesome 😭

marlynnofmany:

madkiska:

tumblingoverstars:

daitheflu-mx:

diagnosed-overthinker:

jasonxapologist:

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

memewhore:

nutellabreakfast:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

lazarus—rising:

taking that guy out of situations and putting him in a loving polyamorous relationship

homunculus-argument:

“Are you holding any tension in your body?”

uh yeah obviously. Where else would I keep it?

toon-link-plush-daily:

Today’s Toon Link is a victim of targeted harassment

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

ok……. i trust you. Here i go✋

YEEAAAOWWCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uouegh

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

i know the ‘is mcdonalds a date’ questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

also ill be honest now in a relationship w my bf for almost four years and living together for two… the person whos gonna stick w u is the one that even a mcdonalds date sounds fun with. theyre the person whos gonna understand when youre tired from work and just want to watch a movie together. or understands when u cant do something grandiose and just wants to be with you.

if you cant learn to like the person you’re with and not the expectation youve built in your mind for who they SHOULD be, you’ll never love like that. you’ll miss the person right in front of you, and thats the saddest thing of all.

you guys will never understand the creativity of people whos closest and only form of entertainment is walking through walmart